Violent Death Details

NADA QUI-GON-A!!

We're still pretty early in the planning process for the violent demises necessary for Jedi, so check back here as the months go on. I'll make sure to update you on all the juicy details about our perfect deaths!

At this point, we've narrowed the field down to bisection, decapitation, impalement, electrocution via force lightning, liquidation of internal organs caused by being thrown out of a window at least two miles above the surface (the latter two can be combined), being shot by traitorous clones, or being thrown down a large exhaust tube that is conveniently located in the middle of a throne room into a reactor that glows purple and is being simultaneously destroyed by the Millenium Falcon.

But we'll gladly take suggestions.